Personal Marketing Agency

Agencies charge thousands
to run the same AI tools
on every single client.

The landscape has changed. You can now have your own personal marketing agency — specific to your business, not a template applied to your invoice. Submit a brief. Get execution-ready work on screen and in your inbox in under three minutes. From A$79/month. Cancel anytime.

First diagnostic free · No card to brief · Cancel anytime

"Worth way more than what they're charging."

Tina — Marketing Specialist, Elk and Friends

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Departments
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Early results

What people said after their first brief.

"Worth way more than what they're charging. The advice was so specific and exactly what I needed to implement. I ran it multiple times."

Tina

Marketing Specialist — Elk and Friends

"I could not believe something like this has been created. Ingenious. I'm telling all my clients about it."

Jenna

Freelance Marketing Specialist — Masters in Marketing and AI

Why this exists

Most marketing fails for one reason.

You end up doing everything and fixing nothing. Not because you lack effort. Because you lack a system that tells you what matters this week. PMA answers three questions other tools won't.

What is actually broken?

Most operators can't diagnose their own constraint. They see symptoms but not the root cause driving all of them.

What matters this week?

Without a forcing function, everything feels urgent. Email, ads, SEO, content. You spread thin and move nothing forward.

What can you ignore?

The most valuable thing a system can do is tell you what not to do. Constraint-based prioritisation eliminates the noise instantly.

How it runs

Submit. Diagnose. Route. Deploy.

Same flow, every time. Brief in. Constraint diagnosed. Execution-ready work on screen and in your inbox in under three minutes. Always open. Never on retainer.

01

Submit your situation

Pick the symptom. Answer a focused brief. Bespoke fields per tool, between 6 and 23 inputs.

02

Identify the constraint

The system surfaces one dominant constraint per session. Not ten suggestions. The one thing that, fixed, moves everything else forward.

03

Route to the department

Acquisition, Conversion, Offer, Monetisation, Retention, Profit, SEO & Content, or Email & CRM. Each has a specific brief and a specific fix.

04

Deploy the output

Copy. Structure. Fixes. Test plans. Three priority moves always returned. Ready-to-deploy execution assets, not recommendations.

Works standalone with any AI tool. Pairs with the Zero Marketing Team System if you want a weekly structure to run it inside.

What's inside

Eight departments. 16 tools.

Everything an agency does. Without the agency. Each department covers a distinct part of your revenue system. Each tool is a bespoke diagnostic with its own brief, taxonomy, and benchmark scales.

Department 01
Acquisition

Fix traffic quality, ad performance, and scale strategy. Get the right people seeing you.

3 tools: Acquisition Engine · Paid Ads Control Console · Campaign Engine

Department 02
Conversion

Fix drop-offs, clarity issues, and buying friction. Turn visitors into buyers.

3 tools: Revenue Bottleneck Finder · Buyer Resistance Analysis · Cold Traffic Repair Engine

Department 03
Offer

Audit offer structure and positioning. Make what you sell harder to ignore.

2 tools: Offer Pressure Test · Pricing & Positioning Audit

Department 04
Monetisation

Increase order value and revenue per customer. Earn more from every transaction.

1 tool: Purchase Expansion Engine

Department 05
Retention

Turn one-time buyers into repeat revenue. Build a customer base that compounds.

2 tools: Retention Engine · New Customer Experience Audit

Department 06
Profit

Protect margin and scale without bleeding cash. Revenue without profit is just noise.

2 tools: Profit Control Engine · Data & Analytics Audit

Department 07
SEO & Content

Audit visibility and content production. Build organic compounding traffic.

2 tools: SEO Site Diagnostic · Content Strategy Engine

Department 08
Email & CRM

Audit email systems, sequences, and subject lines. Build the flows that don't decay.

1 tool: Email Sequence Architect

Every diagnostic. Unlimited runs. One subscription.

What you get

This isn't theory. It outputs work.

Every session produces real, deployable assets. Not reports. Not recommendations. Work you can paste into your week.

One Dominant Constraint

One clear constraint. One priority lever. No ambiguity about where to focus this week.

Rewritten Copy & Hooks

Headlines, subject lines, and hooks matched to your constraint and your audience. Ready to ship.

Objection Dismantling

The specific objections killing your conversion and the lines that address them.

Offer Structure Fixes

Concrete changes to your offer that increase perceived and actual value.

Test Plans

Prioritised tests. What to run first, what to measure, what success looks like.

A Department Brief

Built for immediate deployment. Three priority fixes always returned. Not a reading list.

When to use it

When everything else doesn't work.

Most operators don't fail from lack of effort. They fail from lack of sequence. PMA is the forcing function for sequence.

Traffic spiked, sales didn't

Conversion department surfaces the friction killing the buy.

Ad spend up, ROAS down

Acquisition department finds the leak before you scale further.

Customers buy once, never again

Retention department finds where the customer experience breaks.

Revenue is up, profit isn't

Profit department surfaces the margin you're losing without seeing it.

Email list grows, revenue doesn't

Email & CRM department finds the flows that are leaking.

You can't decide what to ship next

Submit your situation. The system picks one priority for you.

Take your free brief

Brief us. Get the diagnosis. Free.

The same way you'd brief any agency. A few focused questions on what's actually stuck. We match you to the right specialist diagnostic and run it once, on us. No card. No signup.

One free brief per email. Link expires in 48 hours.

Generating your diagnosis
This usually takes up to 60 seconds.

Pricing

Pick a plan after the brief.

Same product on every plan. All 16 tools. All 8 departments. Unlimited runs. Cancel anytime. The brief is free regardless.

Founding · First 100

Founding Member

A$79/month

Locked rate for the life of your subscription. First 100 customers only.

  • All 16 specialist tools
  • All 8 departments as they ship
  • Automated Meta Ads monitor
  • Unlimited runs, weekly cadence
  • HTML reports on screen and by email
  • Cancel anytime
Start Founding plan →

Standard Monthly

A$99/month

For everyone after the first 100. Same product, no founding lock.

  • All 16 specialist tools
  • All 8 departments as they ship
  • Automated Meta Ads monitor
  • Unlimited runs, weekly cadence
  • HTML reports on screen and by email
  • Cancel anytime
Start Standard plan →

Annual

A$890/year

Works out to about A$74 per month. Saves roughly $300 versus monthly billing.

  • All 16 specialist tools
  • All 8 departments as they ship
  • Automated Meta Ads monitor
  • Unlimited runs, weekly cadence
  • HTML reports on screen and by email
  • Cancel anytime, prorated refund
Start Annual plan →

No contracts. Cancel anytime. Take the free brief first to try the system.

Honest fit check

Know if this is yours.

This works precisely because it's not for everyone. Be honest about which side you're on.

Built for you if

You'll deploy what it surfaces

  • You're a solo operator, freelancer, or in-house-of-one
  • You can run marketing but you're not sure what to ship next
  • You want the agency outcome without the agency cost
  • You'll act on a one-priority brief instead of arguing it
  • You want execution-ready work, not another reading list
Not for you if

You want a team to debate ideas with

  • You want a long-form discovery process
  • You want to A/B every recommendation before acting
  • You'd rather get a 40-page report than a one-page brief
  • You won't deploy without committee sign-off
  • You want to keep collecting tools instead of using them

Where this fits

Three roles. One system.

Structure Zero Marketing Team System

Sets the weekly rhythm. Tells you what gets done each day.

Diagnosis The Diagnostic Prompt Suite

40+ plug-in prompts. Tells you what's actually stuck this week.

Execution · You're here Personal Marketing Agency

Runs the diagnostics for you. Returns ready-to-deploy work in under 3 minutes.

Works standalone. Compounds with the others if you have them.

Why this exists

Built because agencies are charging thousands for what AI can do in three minutes.

20+ Years Experience Content Creation · Performance Marketing · Ecommerce · Digital Marketing Across Retail · SaaS · Services

I built this because I was sick of paying agencies thousands of dollars a month — and finding out they were running the same AI tools on every single client. Not tailored. Not strategic. Billed as bespoke, delivered as template. The landscape has changed. You can now have the same diagnostic output for under a hundred dollars a month, specific to your business. No retainer. No discovery call. No reasons not to try it.

Questions

Before you brief us.

The most common questions, answered straight.

How is this different from an agency?
An agency takes weeks to onboard, charges retainers, and delivers slide decks. PMA gives you a single dominant constraint plus deployable execution assets in under three minutes. No retainer. No discovery sprint. No reading list at the end.
How is this different from ChatGPT?
ChatGPT generates output. PMA diagnoses the constraint first, then routes to the right tool, then returns execution-ready work for that specific constraint. You don't need to know which prompt to use. The system picks.
How does the free brief actually work?
A few focused questions about what's stuck. The system routes you to the right specialist diagnostic and runs it once, on us. A styled HTML report lands on screen and in your inbox in under three minutes. No card, no signup. One free brief per email. Link expires in 48 hours.
Do I need ZMTS or DPS to use this?
No. PMA works standalone with any AI tool. If you also run the Zero Marketing Team System, PMA slots in as the execution engine inside your weekly rhythm. The Diagnostic Prompt Suite is the manual version of what PMA automates.
What does a session actually return?
A styled HTML report in your inbox with: one dominant constraint, three priority fixes, deployable copy and hooks, objection dismantling, offer structure changes, and a prioritised test plan. Average length: 1500–3000 words. All bespoke to your inputs.
What if the constraint is wrong?
The system runs against per-tool benchmark scales and constraint taxonomies. If the diagnosis doesn't fit, run a different tool. The library covers 16 angles. One of them maps to your situation.
How does pricing work?
Subscription. A$79/month for the first 100 customers (founding rate, locked for life). A$99/month standard. A$890/year (about A$74/month). Same product on every plan. All 16 tools, all 8 departments, unlimited runs. No contracts. Cancel anytime. Take the free brief first to try the system.

Start with your constraint. Everything else follows.

Submit a brief. Diagnosis on screen and in your inbox in under three minutes. Subscribe when you're ready. Cancel anytime.

No card to brief. No contracts. Cancel anytime.